Friday, September 26, 2008

Stormy

Reasons why I am so behind on this blog:

Hurricane Gustav - (the most obvious one) - without power for almost a week -mass destruction all around - only lost our fence though and a few shingles. Chad's parents were here for over a week - which was really nice. Mimi (Chad's mom) was awesome. It was like having a nanny - Mimi Poppins, if you will.

Hurricane Twilight - during the Gustav "down time" I began reading the series and became completely (and I mean completely) obsessed with it. So much so that one day I thought I was literally going insane and had to extra-medicate myself. Luckily, after my second reading of the first book (in less than a month) I think I'm almost over it. Sorta. Maybe.

. . .

. . .

TEAM EDWARD!

(gasping)

Okay - I'm fine. (That was the geekiest moment of my new millenium.)

Now what was I saying?

Hurricane Ginormity - have been packing on the pounds like there is no tomorrow. I guess I can blame Hurricane Gustav on that too since we popped Debbie Cakes like Cheez-its during the storm. Am completely out of control. Must get help immediately. Must have jaws wired shut. Really - I just need to get back on Wellbutrin.

Tropical Storm Hysterical Pregnancy - Sore boobs. Weird cravings. Drained. Feeling weird. I don't know you guys . . . of course, I can't test until October 8th - according to my calculations but I'm on the verge of actually believing it might be true. And some may say I'm jinxing something or whatever, but whatever happens, I'll totally be able to share it here. I hide (too) little, ya know. Have the whole "life is an open book" thing going on.

Hopefully I'll write more decent crap soon. I need to go to bed so my imaginary fetus and I can get some Zzzs.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Karen S. said...

Ha ha ha...that is too funny re: Twilight. Matt is ready to put me in a padded room b/c I've read all four books no less than three times each (and the partial draft of *Midnight Sun* swoon). All i have to say is: twilight movie, nov. 21. The acting looks to be atrocious, but I'm so there anyway.

And good luck with that other project ;)

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